Written by Bureau

Friday, 31 October 2008

After a local health clinic in Hartford, Connecticut, received six telephone calls in a row from some heavy breathing pervert, they decided to call the police. Police then traced the seventh call to an apartment on Bigelow Street and called in for a back-up squad and broke down the door of Charles Ingraham in apartment #11.

Lying on the floor, the pervert had apparently fallen out of bed. Upon seeing the police, Ingraham frantically began huffing and puffing about a peanut allergy. Taking no chances the pervert was handcuffed and a doctor was summoned with an epipen, apparently just in time.

Afterwards, police chief Red "George" Edwards just shook his head saying, "It takes all kinds..a man in that shape still getting his kicks with ladies over the phone."

Meanwhile the severely bloated Ingraham was hustled off to the emergency room and, later, a cell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Telephone, pervert




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