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Funny story: Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Telemarketers Condemned to Fate Worse than Hell at Anti-Robocall Convention

Washington, D. C. The First International Anti-Robocall/Anti-Telemarketer Convention convened here this morning, opening with a rousing prayer, below, given by a minister ordained via email by the Internet Gospel church. "Dear Lord. Since the Fe...

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Funny story: Man Answered Call From Caller Who Had Called Wrong Number

Man Answered Call From Caller Who Had Called Wrong Number

There was 'annoyance in the air' in East Yorkshire this morning, when a man answered his telephone, only to discover that the person who was calling had dialled his number by mistake, and had intended to call someone else. The man, Moys Kenwood, f...

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Funny story: Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...

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Funny story: Telecom Companies Dramatically Improve Service and Image with Name Changes

Telecom Companies Dramatically Improve Service and Image with Name Changes

New York - Time Warner and Comcast, once among the most disrespected companies among U.S. consumers, have succeeded in becoming among the highest rated firms in annual surveys by various business oriented publications, after shifting their brands to...

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Funny story: Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered

A recent survey of its members by the UK consumer group, Which?, has identified the most annoying elements of recorded messages played to customers who are waiting for their calls to be answered. The most irritating phrase contains a reassurance t...

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Funny story: A call in the day of a telephone-survey guy

A call in the day of a telephone-survey guy

Hello Mr Barratt! This is Gavin from Surveysulike.web. Please could you spare us a few minutes of your very precious time (well, half-an-hour really) to take part in a survey about surveys? No need to swear Mr Barratt! Can I call you Robert? No, I can't call you "Winston effing Churchill", Mr Barratt. And how are you today? Suicidal, you say? That's great! Lovely weather, eh? Ah so it'...

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Funny story: Local Man's Penis Saved By Rotary Phone

Local Man's Penis Saved By Rotary Phone

Alex Wallbanger of Somerset, Kentucky says that if it hadn't been for the old rotary telephone he would have been in a mess. After his wife, Nuggy, had went to work on the night shift and after they had had some fun in bed, Alex had gone to sleep.

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Funny story: China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

HONG KONG - The republic of China, in its neverending quest to find ways to save money, has just hit upon an excellent idea. They have decided that they will stop printing Chinese phone books in order to save billions of dollars a year. A repre...

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Funny story: Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

Lady Arrested After Screaming Fit Over Trying To Get Obamacare

June Reynolds of Townsend, Tennessee was hauled away by police still screaming this morning because she had apparently tried over 100 times to get through to someone who would help her sign up for Obamacare. "That's the third one we have had to ar...

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Funny story: Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

"I just found out that it's true", stated Harry Valletti of New Jersey. 'I thought it was another GOP political ploy but People in my slot, $50-$150 per year as a foreman who works 6-7 days a week, I could be out over half my wages with all the new r...

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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...

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Funny story: Senior Citizens in WI learns about iPhone

Senior Citizens in WI learns about iPhone

Aug 2, 2013, was a historic day in Ashland, WI, when seniors in a breakfast diner learned about the iPhone. The story of an iPhone in the diner was quite a shock to the local retired residents. "What's an iPhone?", asked George Bodin. The you...

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Funny story: Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...

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Funny story: Birmingham City Council's computerised phone system goes into 'meltdown'!

Birmingham City Council's computerised phone system goes into 'meltdown'!

Brum, Land of the Brummies: Exasperated Brummies have been left with long waits and repeatedly been transferred to wrong Departments because the strong Brummie accent has baffled the voice recognition software. The Brummie twang causes the machin...

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Funny story: Shove it Samsung: Apple to release another new iPhone

Shove it Samsung: Apple to release another new iPhone

Following the release of the iPhone 5, the eyes of the world have turned their gaze back towards Cupertino, California and asked, "Oi! Apple! What else you got?" The rumour mill is abuzz with reports of the technology giant's intention to release...

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Funny story: Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

Tax Helpline Cures Local Man's Insomnia

A local man was full of praise for HM Revenue & Customs today after using their Self Assessment helpline. He claimed that trying to sort out an issue with the Cardiff-based tax office led to him enjoying the "best sleep I've had in months."...

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Funny story: AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T has unveiled its latest TV commercial, "Silent Treatment." The spot is intended to celebrate the advantage of having AT&T's messaging plan. It opens with the new spokeswoman for AT&T, a neurotic teenage girl, sitting in her room...

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