Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

image for Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!
Some suspect Goodchild is secretly working for John McCain's campaign

USA - (Psychic Ass Mess): American celeb psychic Blossom Goodchild has upped the ante of her alien UFO predictions and stated that Barack Obama will 'win a landslide' election victory.

Goodchild, 69, has said that 'aliens come in love' and famously disparaged reports that they are subject to the same premature ejaculation dysfunctions as humans.

Her claims that 'aliens move to a new higher vibration of love' also provoked a row with the American Sex Toy Manufacturers Association who say alien vibrator technology is still in its infancy.

But it is her latest prediction of an Obama 'landslide' victory that has rattled sex toy manufacturers most.

"Blossom Goodchild should shut up," the Association's spokesman said today.

"Doesn't she know that 'Landslide' is the name of an ultra high tech FBI/MI5/Mossad/KGB sting op to nail child molestor pervs masquarading as bona fide public figures?"

Paris Hilton is George W Bush's daughter.

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