Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 October 2008

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Todd the Enforcer celebrates his liberation by Jesus!

Governor Palin and her husband Todd the Enforcer were found guilty of breach of ethics in their use of the Governor's office to settle a family feud. Palin and Hubbie Todd harassed law enforcement officials to fire Sarah's sister's former husband during an ugly custody dispute.

The Ethics commission reprimanded Palin for her abuse of power and for allowing an unelected official to use governmental powers for personal gain.

Just as Palin and Todd were about to be taken into custody, a very unusual thing happened. Jesus Christ appeared to the arresting officers and using what looked like the Jedi mind trick told the police: "These two are innocent! They are God's favored servants. They were only trying to punish a sinner. Let's let them go free..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin, Jesus




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