Written by Pointer

Saturday, 11 October 2008

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McCain begs Bush to keep his trap shut!

An army of concerned American citizens did everything that they could to stop worst president ever, GWB, from giving another lame ass inarticulate pitiful grunt out from his now totally imaginary oval office.

Bush is as much a national leader as "Got Chinese milk?" is the new 'it' ad.

The anti-Bush battalion which included three US military units and some Navy Seals failed to secure the seventeenth escape hatch which Cheney had built for his often disastrous hunting forays into inner city DC.

Escapee Bush managed to blurt out his unintelligible screed just in time to precipitate the next severe tanking of the US and world economy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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