Washington D.C. - Microsoft Founder Bill Gate's trial begins today in Federal court in Washington, DC. He is charged with 87 counts of wire fraud, and 1 count of stereotyping himself for Apple computers.
President George Bush, commenting on the trial said "I welcome any prosecution of anyone who builds computers. Computer are why we have a financial crisis in the america" Bush went on to say "and nobody hates stereotypes more then I do"
Treasure Chairman Hank "Arron" Paulson commenting on the trial today said: "Bill Gates has a net worth of 64 billion dollars. When Gates is convicted, that money can go towards Wall Street therefore trickling down to mainstreet and maybe even a small drip to Martin Luther King Ave. It's what america needs"
Federal prosecutor Jerry "Hang'em High" Burns says the conviction, fining, and imprisonment of Gates will take three days.
