McCain campaign in panic over alleged Sarah Palin sextape

Written by emiliano

Saturday, 13 September 2008

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HOLLYWOOD - Some homeless guy is claiming to be in possession of a sextape featuring vice president hopeful, Sarah Palin.

'The tape features candid moments of the current Alaskan Governor with a boyfriend from college in an all out uncensored night of sheer pleasure and x rated', says the homeless guy.

The McCain campaign is up in arms and is fearing that in light of this tape surfacing, it will be impossible to keep the votes of the conservative republicans in addition to the already scandalous pregnancy of her unwed teenage daughter.

"We outright deny any such accusations as completely absurd. This is not Hollywood and there is no sex tape", exclaimed a McCain/Palin campaign spokesperson in the usual political tactic to deny everything.

Still, this homeless guy insists on not only having the tape but also having the right to distribute it as they they purchased it from the legal owner, her ex-boyfriend from college.

The guy has not released any actual footage but has released some still frames from the video, which look decidedly iffy.

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