Laura Bush Tells RNC: W is a Big Zero!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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The Laurentian equation: W= 0

Always the loyal and supportive wife, first lady Librarian Laura Bush reached her breaking point at the Republican National Convention.

Mrs Bush seemed to find ole W's avoidance of the convention, first to be with the Gustav refugees in Texas and then to make opening remarks at the Strippers Convention in DC, as the final straw poll on her willingness to be humiliated by a man she rescued from alcoholism, drug addiction and illiteracy.

Mrs Bush finally told the truth to the ZRepublican faithful: "I will not be Hillary Clinton! My husband is a big of an a-hole as Bill Clinton but unlike his wife I am going to tell the whole world that I know it! When I measure George against the many men that I have known (biblical and otherwise) the tape measure keeps saying W = 0!"

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