Palin Will Wage Civil War to Free Alaska From Inferior Forty Eight!

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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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Palin urges women to come to Alaska for really white teeth and really white men if you don't count the Inuit!

GOP Veep candie Sarah Palin has promised as a good Christian submissive wife( Ephesians 6:6) she will submit to the God-given wisdom of her husband. Such divine inspiration has led the family patriarch to seek the independence of Alaska from the union.

Good wife Sarah has even addressed Todd's Confrigidacy Party's convention as they prepared to become an independent iceberg.

Palin explained that all of her decisions about burning books, converting gays into teen parents and lying about the bridge to nowhere have all come from her submission the headship of her Christian lord and master, the canoe rental engineer, Todd Palin.

Todd told me that God wants Alaska to be his new promised land and that we must purify our snowbound wilderness by separating from the corruption of the inferior forty eight. I will stand by my man to the end! I learned that from Hillary Clinton!

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