Written by Pointer

Friday, 5 September 2008

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The first Mrs McCain was left waiting

Neither Cindy "Botox Barbie" nor John "Still a POW" Mccain's RNC videographies made any mention of the fact the man of honor McCain abandoned his first wife and their three children after she was in a near fatal and seriously disabling car accident.Life long Mccain friend and fellow veteran, Ted Sample told the spoof.adulterers that when Johnny came marching home again from volunteering to leave his family for his first wrong war and saw disabled Cindy who had put on weight, he began to immediately run around with other women.

While still married, our war hero and man of character picked up on beer baronness Cindy and her politically connected old man. Loyal man of honor walked out on his first family to attach himself to the wealthy drug pushers would would buy him elected offices maybe even to the Presidency. Christian Fundie Republicans may want to check their New Testament for Jesus' prohibition against divorce while they cheer for their seventy something soldier.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: John McCain

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