VPILF Candie Palin Is Pro-Life, Pro-Gun and Pro-Myth

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Creationist Boyz who force their girlfriends to have unwanted babies at gunpoint support McCain-Palin

Close to death Repub candie John McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his VPILF because he wants to leave America without reproductive choice, with a shit load of guns and trapped in the ignorance of mistaken science. McCain's former psychiatrist offered the following explanation:

John is one sick fuck. I discharged him because I knew he was beyond help. He will never forgive America for letting him rot in Hanoi for five years. Why do you think he just won't stop talking about? He even told Jay Leno about it in front of millions of TV boob tube late night watchers who only want a laugh. They'd be renting The Sorrow and The Pity if they wanted a good depression.

Sarah Palin is John's great revenge. Fuck with Hillary...jam up Rowe v Wade, jack up the gun violence and set the scientific education of another generation back to the Scopes trial. John will die in the White House laughing!"

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