Bush Abandons McBush in Iraq!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Little ole McBush's portable campaign office

Bush and his neo con puppeteers invaded Iraq under false pretenses, conducted hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices to the God, Petrol the Great and created the grand Quagmire of the 21st century. The lamest of ducks then continued to insist on an American military presence in Iraq until the horizon was reached that is until we could drink them dry of every drop of the divine bloody sacrament...

That is until Iraqi leader Al- Maliki agreed with Obama about a 16 month timeline... Bush suddenly lost sight of his vague horizon and joined the odd couple in the 16 month plan...leaving old little McBush defending the occupation till doomsday plan.

What would you do if you were old little McBush? Well in a senior moment he came on board and said the 16 month withdrawal plan was pretty, preety good?! Then Grandpa Old Poopie Party has still not commented on McBush's Alzeimer's.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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