(New York) West Side resident Glen Fisher decided to break up with his longtime girlfriend this weekend, but with the record heat wave that's currently gripping the city, the thought of leaving her air-conditioned apartment is making him rethink his decision.
"Robin and I never had much in common," Fisher commented while enjoying a pint with his friend. "She doesn't like to drink, I hate her friends, and she keeps bugging me about getting a better job, but the one thing we always agreed on was that the central air conditioning in her condo is awesome! I swear to God, it's like a freaking meat locker in there!"
Fisher later decided to give the relationship another chance for Robin's sake, or until next week when a Canadian cold front moves in and temperatures drop down to the mid to upper seventies.
