In a stunning reversal from its usual policies, white Supremacist organization Aryan Nation announced today that it will endorse mixed-race candidate Barack Obama over his very white opponent John McCain for president of the United States.
"Granted, Obama is a (African-American)", said Aryan leader August Kreis III. "But when faced with the alternative of McCain I think I'd rather Obama be president!"
Kreis explained that McCain has a fetish with "conquest and glory". He fears the Arizona senator would be more likely to seek global domination and could inadvertently wind up destroying the entire planet.
"McCain don't give a shit about global warming or health care or anything for the good of mankind whether they be white or (African American)", Kreis continued. "I want to see my grandkids grow up!"
When told about the endorsement, Obama seemed very pleased. "I want to thank August Kreis III and the other two members of that organization", Obama said politely.
