San Ramon, California - (Rabid Russian Mess): Russian Prime Minster Vladimir 'Mad Bad Vlad' Putin has planted over 1,000 rent-a-mob mercenaries to disrupt Chevron's annual stockholders' meeting in San Ramon today after a bitter decade-long dispute with the bigoil giant's top hydrocarbons partners.
"Putin has a long and ignominous hystery of assassination attempts on bigoil's fabled sovereign wealth fund owners," an editorial in Wall Stret's BigOilShagger! magazine noted today.
"His Bush-masterminded plan to hire a drive-by shooter failed abysmally in January 2001 when Chevron gave KGB colonel Condi Rice the boot from its board of directors," the editorial continued.
"Ever since then the Russian midget dictator has been plotting revenge on the San Ramon giant, principally with a series of pernicious Ecuadoran lawsuits blaming Chevron on Russian-orchestrated ecology fuck-ups."
Chief among Putin's agitprop mercenary outfits is the AmazonBotch front company headed by Altosser (sic) Sulktani/
CIA sources said this week the Agency has identified the organization as aiding and abetting Ecuadorean vexatious litigants to sue Chevron for their own government's rainforest oilfield pollutions.
"Classic Putin pea-brain harrassment," a Langley, Va. source said today.
