Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

image for The Lord will vindicate me says New Mexico apocalyptic sex cult nutter
Wayne Bent calling on divine intercession earlier this week

Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Fetid Ass Mess): "Bent by name and bent by nature," is how a Clayton grand jury public prosecutor described the Lord Our Righteous Mess Church pastor-cum-prophet Wayne Bent, 69, indicting him on new a host of sex crimes against minors charges.

In the dock the self-promoting charismatic evangelical nutter bellowed loudly that the Lord would vindicate him of all trumped up charges "and destroy these tools of Satan sitting judgement upon me!"

Bent's indictment follows a spate of child molestor arrests among fundamentalist nutter prophets in neighboring Texas.

"Something in the water round here drives them crazy, I guess," one local apologist for the sex fiends muttered today.

"Or maybe it's the result of global warming on them incest-nurtured genes they carry.

"Eitherways, the Feds are reeling them in one by one, inching their way to the epicenter of corruption at Predator Chapel Ranch in nearby Crawford."

Warren Jeffs, 69, may plead insanity.

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