Mississippi Chooses Demo Fascist over Repub Nazi

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Republicans prepare their banner for the Fall elections

For the third time now in consecutive off season elections traditionally Republican districts have voted for Democrats. Political commentators are reading in these tea leaves a disastrous fall for the GOP in the Fall elections.

In Mississippi, a state who has not had a claim to fame since William Faulkner decimated its false nobility in his Nobel prize winning writings, a traditionally Republican district went straight Democrat in yesterday's voting.

The state that seems only good for its long name as a timing device in touch football (One Mississippi...) decided that the pro-gun, fetus loving, prayer in the schools Democrat was preferable to the Second amendment defending, anti-abortion unity of church and state Republican. Mississippians have always been known for their discriminating perspectives.

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