Nation Shocked! Mississippi Republicans Play Race Card!

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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Cheney calls in a strike on Mississippi polling places

As the Republican house of cards comes tumbling down in the wake of innumerable Bush fiascos, many political observers expected a bare knuckle struggle from the party of Lincoln, Nixon the Thief and Liar and Reagan the Senile. But all of America are shocked by the racial slurs being used in all places as Mississippi in the election run-off.

Sure a loss in this off season election has been charged with special significance by pundits predicting an imminent democratic landslide. Even Newt Gingrich (who has so little morals that he asked his first wife for a divorce while she lay in a hospital bed with cancer) has been urging the Republicans to reverse their evil ways and make believe that they care about people so that they are not completely decimated in '08.

Northern political adviser, Nai Eve Tay expressed dismay at the kind of racist ads being used. One commercial depicts a democrat candidate look a like for Travis Childers at an Obama for President chitlins cook off and watermelon eating contest. Republican candidate Greg Davis has portrayed himself in his ads as a conservative more compatible with the Mississippi district.

Vice Dick Cheney has come to the south to campaign for Davis. In one stump speech, Cheney displays the stump of his hunting buddy that got blasted by the VP's errant shot gun blast. Cheney flashes one of his evil villain smirks and whispers: "I'm only sorry it was white meat..."

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