Purple Barney, the House Fag

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Barney fag even gets run of the oval office

Barney Frank (D-MA) who despite years of loyal service to his country was taunted with the nickname Barney Fag by Republican Homo-Haters has become a favorite of even the House of Reprehensibles.

"Barney has such a great sense of humor about his disability!" commented House Whip N. Chains(R-DPSO).

House chaplain the very Reverend Angry Love: "When Barney Fag made that self-deprecating joke about his faggoty self being a judge at the Miss America contest, I just had to bust a gut. We, Christian Conservatives, never knowed that queers had such a sense of humor. We've learned a lot in this new century: Blacks can be smart; Highspanics can love America and now we have learned that pillow biters can make you bend down and crack a smile."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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