McCain Vows to Bomb Ipod!

Funny story written by rewinn

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Iraq, Iran, Ipod ... the name says it all!

Republican Presidential Candidate John Sidney McCain III vowed today to take a strong stand against Ipod.

"It is common knowledge that Ipod's influence is expanding," he explained. "No American is safe from the influence of this insidious revolutionary movement. Our allies throughout the world report Ipod sightings in key strategic locations - even near the Green Zone in Baghdad."

"And what do the Democrats propose to do about this?" McCain paused dramatically, "I'm not going to question Senator Obama's patriotism, but a great many people like Obama have been seen with Ipods. Can we trust Obama to take decisive action against this threat?"

"It's like that Beachboys song says: 'Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Obama Ipod!"

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