John McCain Misspeaks About More Lies

Funny story written by David Hawkins

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Presidential Candidate John Q. McCain said he never said anything about getting rid of Texas. He restated he was trying to say we will have no more taxes. He blames the media for getting his words wrong and insists that he didn't "misspeak".

McCain told reporters, "It seems like there is a new buzzword buzzing around and that buzzword is "misspeak" and I think if the media wants to pretty up the word "lie" then what's going to happen to the word "spin" with which they came up to pretty up the word "lie" and if the media wants to find a good amount of "misspeaking" then all they have to do is look at everything the current President has ever said."

With such hate, bitterness, outrage, extremism, and racism in those misstatements by McCain, we media persons will have to do some investigating into whether or not McCain did actually say he wanted to get rid of Texas or not. He is obviously a terrorist and obviously wants to rid America of Bush and so it wouldn't be a stretch of anyone's imagination to find that he wants to rid America of Texas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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