New York - (Ass Mess): Disgraced former brothel enthusiast and ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has blanked reporters following the news of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's sudden death.
Palfrey, 52, was the last DC madam to personally service the erectile needs of President George Herbert Bush.
She was found dead today in a garden shed at her mother's home in Tarpon Springs, Florida.
Her body was discovered just a few miles away from where Bush Senior famously caught that whopping great big 135lb tarpon the other week.
Its immense, manhood-enabling size prompted GOP pals to have it stuffed and hanged at the CIA's Langley, Virginia HQ , the euphemistically-named President George H Bush Center for Intelligence (sic).
"Yep, right next to his other best trophy, a lifesize latex replica of Anna Nicole Smith's 36GG-cup breasts," a source close to his presidential orifice said today.
NYPD officials meanwhile have yet to comment on Palfrey's links to the Spitzer brothel, the Holy Roman Emperor VSOP Club but are said to be pleased at several public figures' reactions to today's news from Florida.
Mark Foley-a-Deux is a pratt.