Las Vegas loses title of 'Sin City' to West Jordan, Utah

Funny story written by Bullshattuck

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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It turns out that tourists heading to Las Vegas in search of a riotous and 'sinful' vacation may actually find better luck in Nevada's eastern neighbor.

Las Vegas, who for decades had been regarded in both media and pop culture as the original "Sin City," lost the title during the weekend to West Jordan, Utah.

The move to strip the title from Las Vegas and award it to West Jordan was made in a unanimous vote by the Intermountain Bureau of Tourism and Travel.

Reactions to Las Vegas' loss of the iconic title that had originally made it famous were decidedly mixed.

Said Bruce Woodbury, a Clark County Commissioner and member of the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, "We have no one to blame but ourselves. We've become sloppy. West Jordan had a phenomenal year in terms of prostitution, drug use and an overall degradation of community morals."

Woodbury would not comment on specific plans to increase the dropping levels of debauchery in Las Vegas.

Not everyone was dismayed by the surprising bestowment of "Sin City" on West Jordan. Several visitors to a West Jordan brothel, who did not wish to be identified, commented that the city's dedication to proving to the world what a craphole West Jordan had become was undoubtedly successful.

"It's nice to know that the years I spent snorting cocaine off the chest of a whore weren't in vain," stated John Doe.

Local politicians were especially pleased with the new title. "I have to admit, I never would have thought that our humble city would receive the title of "Sin City" when compared to Las Vegas," commented West Jordan mayor David Newton.

"The citizens of West Jordan really pulled it off during this competitive tourism season, and proved that anything can be accomplished when working together," continued the mayor while being sucked off by a woman who wasn't his wife.

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