Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): George W Bush's crop-dusting coke dealer flew into trouble today after security service guards pounced near the presidential Predator Chapel Ranch home in Wacko, Texas.
Maurice Kirk, 63, apparently had a regular order to supply Bush with a kilo of best Colombian cocaine powders.
He used his pilot's licence credentials to claim he was just a bona fide crop sprayer "spring cleaning the area ahead of Jenna Bush's May 10 nuptuals."
Federal Aviation Administration officials became suspicious after the craft was seen attempting to land on a local swimming pool and later on Bush's back yard carp pond.
They ordered an immediate arrest after reports that a number of packages were subsequently dropped out of Kirk's Liberty Girl plane "straight into the Bush family's outdoor swimming pool," where they were hurriedly retrieved at midnight by an unidentified man.
Police officers arrested Kirk and took him for mental evaluation at a nearby medical facility.
His plane has been impounded pending forensic tests by DEA officials.
