With judges breathing down the necks of White House IT techs in search of the millions of possible lost emails, the White House revealed that old hard ONS (official nomenclature systems) have been discarded.
"When old hard ONs go limp, so to speak, we just get rid of them. That's what we did with the Rummie 4000bc and the Rove 666. When old hard ONS fail to perform, what good are they?"
Judge John "Fanabla" Facchiola learned of the destruction of possible damning evidence, he went through the roof. In a tense hushed court room Facciola instructed White House Counsel, Vinnie "Da Giant Eel" Cockalongo: "If I wuza you I'da finda doze limpa harda ons and I'da finda dem pronto, capice?!
Judge Facchiola demanded that the usual White House suspects in evidence tampering be located and detained. Ollie North now agent and manager for former secretary now porn star Fawn hall were put into a second pair of handcuffs in a nooner suite at the SnM No Tell Motel. Nixon era tape erasers had been erased by the grim reaper. But Clinton era unsuccessful dry cleaner, WeDoDenim was brought in on a BJ69
