Gerorge W Bush and indeed all of Washington was left totally speechless following the results of a recent archaeological dig. The archaeologists, who had originally set out on a small-scale search for Bronze Age relics, instead found something that would stir controversy and call into question the entire history of the United States of America.
The three diggers Harry, Barry and Larry (Huey, Dewey and Louie called in sick) discovered a wooden chest containing a manuscript which proves that the White House dates back to 1500 and was intended to be the original Taj Mahal after Emperor Shah Jahan was denied planning permission in India.
How the White House later came to be the home of US President is still unknown, but a number of theories are being formulated including theft, colonisation and rising mortgage prices.
