Written by Ramesh Kallidai

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

image for Pants for Hillary - and none for Bill
I wear 'em

Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.

She made this statement to a band of journalists who wondered if Bill would actually be the main pant-wearer in the White House.

"Not really," sniggered Hillary. "How can you all forget Monica so soon? Don't you remember that Bill never liked to be in his pants when she was around?"

"That's so right," beamed Bill. "Let Hillary wear all the pants she wants. I want nothing to do with pants. I am quite happy not to have any. It's so much easier then to do business with Monica and others."

"Others?" glared Hillary, ignoring the journalists who suddenly started scratching on their note pads. "Who are the others? You never told me about any others."

"Aww, Hillary, sweetie," drawled Bill. "That was just a slip of my tongue."

"As long as you don't slip out of anything else so easily," said Hillary, trying hard to smile at the journalists, while wiping away a tear.

"There will be nothing for me to slip out of," grinned Bill.

"And why would that be so?" enquired Hillary, raising her eyebrows, and suddenly lowering them when she realised that twenty cameras had been aimed at her.

"Because sweetie, don't you remember - you will be wearing the pants, and I'll have none."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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