Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

Funny story written by hussainmehdi

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

An aide (who has requested to be kept unidentified) from white house has disclosed that Mr. Bush has issued a presidential order No.0, to all Science and Research Centers in the United States, addressing Scientists to invent a 'Flying Donkey' to save gas.

The presidential order further includes an address to Mr. Bil Gates to 'arrange' an operating system that can control donkeys from inside and outside.

Mr. Bush insisted in his address to Bil Gates that 'the Tails' of Donkeys must have separate operating system for 'home security reasons'.

Mr. Bush insisted that he wants to see 'Flying Donkey' at the door of White House before his term expires.

Mr. Bush further declared that God has invented Donkeys with four legs while "I will invent Donkeys with three legs," because "in my view, fourth is unnecessary."

"The fourth only creates complications," Bush said.

"Even, if you ask my very very personal view then my dream is to see Donkeys with only one leg."

"My God! Dream a donkey with one leg walking on the mountains of California"

"Oh! I am in 'Emergency' for the 'Action' with one leg Donkey"

"Thanks God! You have granted unlimited abilities to the Scientists of the United States."

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