Super-delegates from all over the globe are said to be gathering at Super-delegate Superman's Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole.
From all corners of the earth come Super-Mayor, Super-Governor Lady and Super-Twins State Representatives.
Super-Dog and Cat Party bosses and Super-Snake Lobbyists have converged on the Ice-Palace of the Kid from Krypton to discuss the monumental collision of rival railroad trains: the BHO line Vs the HRC express.
Can our Super-hero friends intervene in the imminent catalysm? Will Pennsylvania and its City of Brotherly love be the sight of the worst railroad trainwreck in history? As we speak Super-friend the Flash speeds to the rescue.
Captain America prepares his mighty shield, the Hulk turns green with envy (or is it radiation poisoning from Obama's backroom deals with Illinois Nuclear power plants?), Rubber Man stretches himself to almost as great lengths as the Clinton apologists stretch the truth.
Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, No, it's a really old man who agrees with the worst President ever GWB on almost everything and he is about to become President if someone does not stop these runaway trains!
This is a job for Super-Delegates!
