'Comic-Con International' Kicks Off with Brand New Superhero

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 28 July 2007

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SAN DIEGO (The Daily Nooner) - "Tickle Man" is the latest superhero to be unveiled at this year's 38th Annual Comic-Con Convention in San Diego.

Little has been revealed about this exciting new character, except that he possesses the power to render anyone laughing uncontrollably with just the flick of his finger. Meanwhile his enigmatic persona lacks the gumption to intervene in most wrong-doings due to his 'Strongly Chaotic Neutral' character.

A security detector sounds, "Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!", and we find ourselves running en masse toward a sighting of Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba. ("We're not worthy!" seems to be the unspoken consensus.) After much hemming and hawing, "Tickle Man" springs into action and goes for the jugular tickle spot of a guy in a gorilla suit holding a banana. The crowd graciously gives him a standing ovation as he quickly makes his exit...

Stay tuned for more on this cryptic crime buster, graphic novel fans.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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