Economists Find New Nomer For US Financial Disaster: Bushnation

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

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WPE Bush: Call it ALLDAYSUCKERECONOMY!

You have heard of inflation, deflation, stagflation and depression but economists have been in search of a new name for the total wreck of an economy reeked by the Bush (worst president ever) regimen.

Finally at a conference of the world's best bean counters the appropriate nomenclature may have emerged. The new title awarded to a country that has squandered a multi-billion dollar surplus and found a way to grind the gears the world's greatest economic engine to not just a halt but a full out reverse is (drum roll, please) ddddrrrrrrrrr! Bushnation!

GW Bush, who has been disowned by every relative from his parents to a black guy who lives on the streets of Chicago who volunteered for a DNA test to get some wine money and regrettably found out he was a 10th cousin twice removed from the WPE, asked that the name Bush not be associated with his failures: "Call it Shrubnation or Hedgenation...my kinsfolk deserve better than me!"

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