Roosevelt Island residents' disgust at Blair house move reports

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 14 January 2008

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Locals would rather eat vomit than have Blair as a neighbor

East River, NY - (Preposterous Mess): Roosevelt Island residents are up in arms over reports that JP Morgan whore and ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is eyeing up bijou apartments in the Westview residential block on Main Street after ex-island resident Kofi Annan told him "he'd get a real warm welcome from locals."

Over 2,000 Roosevelt Islanders so far have pledged to sign a protest petition that would bar the warmongering grandson of Adolf Hitler from so much as setting foot on the island haven.

The area houses a number of high-ranking UN officials including some very senior Security Council top brass.

One of these officials is now filing a Supreme Court writ to keep Blair and his gargoyle wife out of the island, which has become a refuge from foreign organized crime and coked-up bourbon-guzzling Manhattanites looking for mischief.

A sneak preview of the deposition seen by this newspaper alleges that between 1989 and 1993 the Blairs leached off the plaintiff's spouse's bank accounts to pay off their Richmond Avenue, Islington mortgage after sustaining heavy libel damages in the UK fraud courts and being unable to repay their bank loan arrears.

A period of intense harassment and death threats ensued after Blair realised he was facing bankruptcy which would automatically bar him from remaining a Member of Parliament.

The debt was eventually settled with the £600,00 sale of the North London property but not until the UN official and spouse threatened to publish relevant documents in the media and "sue the shit again out of Blair and his morgage providing accomplices".

UN Security Council permanent membership officials have long known of the NATO military intelligence data which in late 1999 stored vital evidence linking Blair, the Clintons, the Bushes, various Saudi and UAE factions and a child molester cabal in the world's top ten commercial banks to the subsequent plot of 9/11 which destroyed the World Trade Center.

"Maybe the JP Morgan job is just a honeytrap to lure Blair to his war crimes trial," one UN source said today.

Nevertheless, Roosevelt Island residents are taking no chances.

"If that little shit-face Bush fellater turns up here we'll guarantee he'll regret the day he was born," the source added confidently.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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