This morning the Reverend Jesse Jackson was sworn in as the newly elected Imperial Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan. In a speech following the ceremony the Reverend Jackson was quoted as saying, " Well hell, if ya can't beat em', join em'.
Swearing In!
Funny story written by Dick Hertzer
Friday, 9 April 2004
The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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