Written by Bob Muppet

Tuesday, 9 December 2003

image for Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell
It's Pay - Back Time Ozzy !

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.

It has long been thought that the bat population would get their revenge on the pop icon after he bit the head off a bat during a Black Sabbath concert.

Witnesses at the crash scene reported seeing a huge bat hovering over Ozzy seconds before the accident.

Derek Acorah, a top psychic investigator, confirmed that it was common for animals to seek revenge for acts of cruelty.

‘It's like that old saying that an elephant never forgets,' Derek stated.

‘It's lucky for Mr Osbourne that he only upset a bat, because an upset elephant would have caused him far greater injuries.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Hell, Ozzy Osbourne

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