The U.S., in response to incredible financial pressure from the Congress, has decided to offshore outsource it's military machine and all of the manpower required to manage it.
The army, navy, airforce, and marine personnel being replaced offered mixed comments:
- "It's about time someone else put their ass on the line!"
"Who controls the access to the nuclear weaponry?"
"Will there be a 1 800 number to call?"
"Can I get my Dell bill and military bill all in one invoice?"
"Do they have to wear camoflage paint over the dots?"
"Who is going to communicate our instructions, etc., to their key personnel?"
While various Congressional figures fought hard against the initiative, many are hailing it as a victory for the average U.S. taxpayer. The savings in one year alone can pay off the entire U.S. deficit, while putting a surplus back into U.S. Social Security coffers.
And while many 3rd party US war plan consulting firms congratulate this innovative move, others are less hasty.
John Pickle from the US Global Warfare Symposium offered this in testimony to the Congress:
"What if these same Indians, who in the past have shown incredible alliance tendencies with the Russians, decide to hand over our most treasured national security assets?"
Proponents of the initiative deny such risks, because the Indians are bound by a contract to not do that. There is some concern, however, that the U.S. will not be able to defend itself anymore, nor project power anywhere in the world as in the past.
