Clinton: I'm Happy to be a Harpy

Funny story written by Len

Thursday, 1 November 2007

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Hillary, the Happy Harpy

Ames, Iowa - Hiilary Clinton made an explosive remark to reporters at her Ames, Iowa press conference on Thursday. When asked how she responded to her opponents recent attacks on her policy statements, Clinton fired back, "If they're accusing me of making tough choices for the good people of America, then I stand guilty as charged."

But what really exploded her remarks onto the the world's stage was her next statement, "If people want to demonize me, and say that I'm some sort of Harpy - just because I'm a woman, well, then I'm happy to be that, too."

When another reporter asked her to clarify her last answer she simply replied, "I'm happy to be a Harpy."

With that thunderous statement, Clinton abruptly left the news conference.

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