OJ Simpson Disrupts Preliminary Hearing, Judge Drops All Charges.

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 8 November 2007

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OJ is looking for the murdering gardeners

OJ Simpson was ordered to showed up to a Las Vegas courthouse today to go before a judge to determine whether the state has sufficient evidence to move forward with kidnapping, robbery and assault with a deadly weapon charges to name a few.

OJ Simpson is the undisputed #1 defendant ever in a court case, dubbed, "The Trial of the Century," OJ was found not guilty in the brutal double homicide of his ex-wife, and her friend Ron Goldman

As the proceedings moved on OJ pulled a total surprise move and jumped up on the defendants table and shouted, "your all a bunch of nig__r hating, nig__rish nig__rs. The courtroom was immediately sent into a tizzy, gasps were heard through out the gallery, you could feel the horror, the N bomb sent shock waves throughout the court. White people were instantly brain freezed and in shock over hearing the term.

It's become well documented that when the N bomb is dropped, white people go into a strange kind of mental shock, they can't make any rational decisions
or think clearly, what so ever.

Instantly the judge hit his gavel and proclaimed, "These proceedings are dismissed, the surprise N bomb explosion overrides all the other charges, OJ should not be prosecuted by the State of Nevada but instead should be tried in the court of public opinion."

The judge went on to order Al Sharpton be immediately informed of this N bomb dropping. Al Sharpton is well known as the spiritual leader, moral compass and spokesman for the entire African American race.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Chapman was contacted and he released this statement, "OJ Simpson can say nig__r if he wants he's black and that's totally acceptable. Before my recent out burst, no one knew I'm actually a albino black person, white is the new black, so my tape-recorded private conversation was unfairly misjudged. I was just talking to my peeps.

Michael Richards, AKA, Kramer of Seinfeld fame, was diagnosed with a rare form of Tourettes Syndrome, in fact, it so rare he's the only one to have it. The syndrome reveals it's self when Richards is doing stand up comedy routines. He slings racial epithets at black club patrons for no particular reason at all. Richards said, I don't think,,nig__r anyone should,, nig__r use derogerty terms for nig__r,, nig__r,,nig_r any race, we're all created equal nig__r."

OJ Simpson has released a statement stating, "Now that this bump in the road is over and done with, I can resume my real mission in life. Find my ex-wife's killers, I've narrowed it down to rouge greens keepers on golf courses. So, you'll see me in clubhouses and on fairways and putting greens across America to bring these crafty murders to justice."

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

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