Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs win by a Landslide

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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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It is the day after the U.S. Presidential elections and American politics have been turned upside down. The upset of both the Democratic and Republican partie candidates by Dr Ron Paul and Vice Presidential candidate Lou Dobbs winning by a landslide sent shock waves through the establishment. Many are wondering if this event means the end of the two party system in America.

Political pundits from both parties are assessing the impact on future elections. Elected officials of both parties are promising to cooperate with the newly elected President and vice president, apparently fearing for their own political futures.

Meanwhile President elect Ron Paul in a statement made it clear that America would be returning to a constitutionally compliant system of Government. further stating that "Dr No" a term given to him by his congressional colleagues due to his refusal to vote for any bill not authorized by the "U.S. Constitution" was now "President No."

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