Ex Boyfriend Successfully Snubbed

Funny story written by TJL

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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"I'm not going to look..."

New York - Upper East Sider Laurie Crawford snubbed her ex boyfriend Kevin Donnally at her local bar on Friday night when he arrived for an after work pint.

"I'm so glad he finally got here," the spurned Miss Crawford beamed. "I was here last night, and the night before waiting for him, but he never showed. Now he's over there playing darts, and I've had my back to him the whole time. Yeah, he totally knows he screwed up."

Miss Crawford hopes Donnally will be attending their mutual friend's birthday party In Greenwich Village Tuesday night, so she can ignore him there too.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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