Hollywood (Selluloid Empire) - In what has come to be know as the greatest scam in the history of mankind, disgruntled anonymous film editors blew the whistle on local, state and federal officials and Tinseltown spintrepreneurs, exposing Hurricane Katrina as a complete and utter hoax.
The so-called 'megabucks media mirage' succeeded in pulling the wool over not only the pandering press predators but cash clamoring cinematographers as well. Not to mention the unsuspecting general public who forked over millions of dollars that was laundered through the Federal Emergency Management Administration and trickled its way into the pockets and bank accounts of the colluding co-conspirators.
The whistleblowers provided such damning evidence that there can be no doubt whatsoever that it was all just a cruel joke. Promised a share of the 'mad money' that resulted in the horrendous hoodwinking, the film editors saved all their cutting room litter as insurance against what they feared most: that the prime perps would hold out on them in the end, which they did without batting an eye.
More than a mere brainstorm, the concept of epic proportions was born out of financially frazzled filmmakers suffering from the decline in theater sales, shrinking after market meltdown, and illegal internet sharing. The light went on as the movie moguls mulled making more money by reviving retired relics. At that point it was just a matter of piecing together pieces of the past to produce pure propaganda to pack their pocketbooks.
That's where the cutting room crafters came into the picture. Letting nature take its course, the selection of footage was a lightning stroke of genius. If you're going to depict a disaster of epic proportions, where else but the worst of box office disasters? If you look closely at the footage, you'll see clearly through the clouds of conspiracy.
Under close scrutiny, the pieces begin to fall into place. Climatological contortions were comprised of selected scenes from "Twisters," "The Poseidon Adventure" (old and new), "Waterworld" and "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." For 'ground zero' coverage, a smattering of "Towering Inferno," "Escape from New York" and "Tremors" was insidiously incorporated.
But the final evidence has been right there in front of our eyes the whole time. Analysis of satellite photography taken prior to and following 'Hurricane Katrina' confirms the sinister stealth scam. 'Before' images superimposed on 'after' photos show absolutely no discernible difference in the entire area supposedly scoured slick by the fictitious female phenomenon.
So successful was the 'Katrina caper' that other industrious infidels have gotten into the act. Riding high on his preposterous peace prize, President-NOT-Al Gore is the latest loony liberal leading a lie about global warming. And, thanks to maniac Michael Moore, the world is being buried beneath blatant Bush-bashing BS. And, coming next fall, we can see the premier of the wannabe woman of the year, Saint-NOT-Hillary. That's more than enough to turn the White House into a black hole.