Hillary Clinton Reveals She is a Zionist War-Fairy

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Wednesday, 17 October 2007

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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Hillary Clinton has admitted that she is a Zionist prostitute like Rudy Giuliani and the other Republican presidential candidates excepting Ron Paul, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"Yup, I'm an AIPAC and Zionist prostitute and a traitor to America," said Clinton. "I'm a war-fairy like Giuliani willing to attack Iran because we have been ordered to do so by AIPAC and America's Zionist bankers. We must also seize that oil to fuel our SUVs and monster homes and make Exxon Mobil even richer!"

Clinton voted for the obnoxious and dishonest Kyl-Lieberman amendment, the only Democratic candidate to do so, which designates Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a "terrorist organization" in preparation for another unsupported, illegal and immoral war, this time with Iran.

On Thursday, Senator Barack Obama compared Clinton's vote on the measure to the "blank check" that she gave President Bush to wage war against Iraq. Obama called the Iran measure "dangerous" and "reckless" and "another monstrous Zionist lie."

"I also voted for war against Iraq for the same reasons," Clinton added. "I love being a Zionist puppet and stealing oil in corrupt and immoral wars against Islamic nations. Did you know that I am now Jewish and that I am a student of the Kabbalah just like Madonna?"

She continued, "Can you believe that Ron Paul? He hasn't been bought by Israel like we have. Paul actually wants an end to these wars. Americans should vote for that guy if they have any integrity, or maybe Kucinich."

In a speech last February 2 to AIPAC, Clinton said, "US policy must be clear and unequivocal: We cannot, we should not, we must not permit Iran to acquire peaceful nuclear power even though Israel has nuclear bombs," she said. "In dealing with this threat...no option can be taken off the table."

Clinton use of "no option" being taken "off the table" is the policy of Bush administration. It means support for the right to attack Iran unilaterally and without provocation just like Hitler used to do, and as Israel and Bush do.

"I support Israel's ongoing theft of Palestinian land," Clinton told AIPAC. "Israel is a pack of lying, murdering thieves, and Israel was founded on that basis to steal Palestinian land, and to rape, murder and dispossess anyone who gets in its way. Israel loves doing ethnic cleansing in the great Hitlerian tradition. Lebensraum forever!"

"We must obey our Zionist bankers because the USA is bankrupt," she concluded.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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