Noshing Mink's claims that spoof writers are fraudulently giving themselves 5 star ratings is causing a 'playground feud' amongst some writers and could turn nasty if not regulated..
The deluded scribe, (real name Delroy Dogswinkle) who likes to be called the '5 star General' by his friend, is deliberately trying to deter writers from giving themselves 5 stars, so that it makes him look good! 3 words spring to mind - POT, KETTLE, BLACK.
The practice is NOT illegal and after emailing the Lowton Brothers to make sure, they said "Look, Man! This is TheSpoof.com, you don't really believe anything written is true do you?"I'm sure I heard an evil chuckle in the back of my inbox.
I replied: "yea, but no but…truth is stranger than fiction and in this case he might well be telling the truth…I just wanted to clarify the situation."
They said; "just carry on and take no notice. Chill out Man!"
I couldn't ignore it and so did a little digging and found his mother, Dolores Dosgswinkle, from Coalville, Birmingham, West Midlands, UK. She told me that he has always had a very low self-esteem and was born with no sense of humour (there must be some German ancestry somewhere) "My poor boy was bullied at school and the other kids used to taunt him, calling him Rick Moranis' evil twin. They used to hide his spectacles and steal his lunchbox and I won't go into what they did in the school showers!"
WAIL, MINKIE, WHALE!
