Parents Say "No" to Jackson and McCanns

Funny story written by Lee Wyatt

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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In a recent spoof poll, parents in Britain have decided the person they would least like to babysit their children was pale faced singer Michael Jackson.

Also in the poll it was revealed that 8 out of 10 parents also wouldn't allow their children to take a holiday with Gerry and Kate McCann.

One parent who didn't want to be named said she would rather go on a date with John Leslie than let Jacko babysit. And another parent stated "I have nothing personal against them but i certainly wouldn't allow them to take my kid abroad."

Other results of the poll revealed that 1 in 4 people wouldn't allow Vanessa Feltz in the fridge and 1 in 3 said OJ Simpson was an honourable gentleman.

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