Sunday, 7 October 2007

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San Franthisco, California (IP) - The gay counterpart to Mount Rushmore was opened to the public today in Humboldt County, California.

The faces etched out on a rock outcropping there include Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig, Florida Republican Representative Mark Foley, Secretary of the Interior Republican Dempsy Dumpster, Former FBI director and Republican J. Egdar Hoover, and Adolph Hitler.

The governor of California marvelled out loud about the traits shared in common by all of these gay men. The governor also spilled out a little known secret regarding Hoover's role in the assassination of John F. Kennedy on behalf of Richard Nixon, Lyndon B Johnson, and King George Bush the First who was in the CIA in November of 1963 and how he'd had spooky associations with Oswald and how both men had been in Dallas on the day of that world changing tragedy.

Hitler had been a gay prostitute in Vienna during the earlier part of his life and later had all of the members of the notoriously gay S.A. executed by firing squad, 4 men at a time, in the court yard of a German prison in an unsuccessful attempt to hide his flowery past. He also had the grave yard where his Jewish grandfather was buried destroyed by artillery fire to hide his Jewish back ground.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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