Mercer County, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): Another swastika crop circle has been discovered in a remote Mercer County corn field prompting fears 'aliens' are making a political statement about the state of affairs in the Bush Administration's Department of Agriculture.
The giant Nazi symbol follows reports from a local cult lobbying the Vatican for the canonization of Hitler's Pope Pius XII that an image of the Third Reich's favorite pontiff appeared recently on a Yom Kippur matzo.
"As if there was any other evidence that we need to get our guy elevated to sainthood!" culot leader Mrs Doris Dementia said today.
Meanwhile Mercer County police department has launched an investigation into the huge 100 meter-armed crop symbol which was etched into a field of winter wheat last Friday.
In 1998 and 1998 similar swastikas were found etched not far away including an unusual one superimposed onto the backside of an image of former President George Herbert Bush.
Dick Cheney is 69.
