Klan announces new Hispanic membership

Funny story written by Zander Kaufman

Saturday, 13 March 2004

Hope, Arkansas

Today the Klu Klux Klan announced that they will be seeking membership from Hispanics, Asians and Indian Americans.

Grand dragon Huber White was quoted as saying "I know how the Klan feels, I'm disgusted to. But the fact remains, people just don't Hate like they use to"

Blacks, Jews, Arabs and Scandinavians will still not be eligible to join. White said the whole idea came to him while watching Fox News Channel. There George Bush was speaking about his new immigration policy. "When Bush said These people take the jobs white Americans don't want" it hit him.

"Here is our new membership" He said they may also out source the Klan overseas. To country's like India and china. "once you get them under the hood it's hard to tell that there not pale faced. "it's a hard Job but someone has to Hate these people"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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