SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

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Thursday, 6 September 2007

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(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.

Known as the Sexual Predators Eliminated Collaterally In American Liberation (SPECIAL) Bill, repeat offenders "would be put down like any other dangerous dog," said Ms. White.

"No one hires them, they live off handouts or criminal activity, nobody wants them around," she said. "The recidivism rate is horrendous!"

The American Civil Liberties Union disagrees with the proposed execution of whom concernced citizens are calling "the scum of the Earth."

"The death penalty is inhumane," said an ACLU spokesman. "Innocent God-fearing people have been put to death."

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