Hillary tells Letterman of Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club encounter

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 31 August 2007

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Truss me!

New Yor, - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential contender Hillary Clinton told Dacvid Letterman on Thursday night about a summer vacation spent in Alaska during which she had her initial encounters with the state's Corrupt Bastards Club.

"Best preparation for a job ib Washington that you can possibly imagine," Cinton joked.

"Those VECO execs sure know how to fool around, dont' they?" Hillary laughed.

"And most folks these days think this Corrupt Bastards Club thing has been a non-partisan business, and why ever not?"

Clinton also talked about the DC glass celining where a woman commander in chief is viewed with suspicion but agreed, albeit reluctantly, that the top operational director of NATO forces for the last 30 years "has been a woman who herself has branded me, and my husband Bill, incompetent Bush-appeasing has=beens."

"But I ain't running because I'm a woman; I'm running because I think I'm the best-qualified and experienced person who can do the job.

"My qualifications? Well, there was the Medi-Care stuff, of course, and my Whitewater experience is legendary stuff.

"Just dont let anybody ever mention the White House Travel Office business because I'll kick their nasty little heads in!

"Anyway, it's no big deal that I might be the first woman president.

"Truss me."

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