Following the latest disclosure, in the unending series of revelations of the sexual deviancies and perversions of the GOP ('Gay Old Pedophiles')...150 Congressional Republicans, today, vowed to cut off their penises, to prevent any further lewd and lascivious acts from occurring.
Harvard Professor of Political Science, Barney Hampton, remarked, "Its hard to imagine anyone even wanting to know about, or care about, what happened in a public restroom in Minneapolis, but it has become a major issue for the Family Values Conservatives...making Idaho's Senator Craig the first US Senator to be forced to resign, for tapping his foot outside a restroom door."
Professor Hampton continued, "The Republicans haven't gotten so 'Hot and Bothered' about anything since they ordered a full Congressional inspection of Bill Clinton's britches."
Experts expect more cases of Republican sexual deviancy to emerge. Internet archives catalog at least 28 known gay Republican politicians and 45 Republican politicians who are pedophiles.
"With this many sexually deviant Republicans in Washington, you can only imagine how many more there are in every community in America," Professor Hampton noted.
Editors note: Evan Essence received his Masters Degree in Journalism (2003), and his PhD in Political Science (2004) from House-of-Spam Internet Marketing
