Gonzales Quits Bush Regime to Become Security Guard at Disneyland

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Monday, 27 August 2007

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Gonzales to become Goofy

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has resigned from the Bush Regime to become a security guard at Disneyland Florida.

His resignation ends the standoff with Congressional Republicans and Democrats who have called for his dismissal from the Justice Department over his destruction of the US Constitution and the firing of US attorneys for political reasons on the orders of Karl Rove.

"I deeply regret the loss of Gonzo, but being a security guard at Disneyland will certainly be a better fit for his limited intellect," said a sorrowful George Bush in a statement.

Gonzales is a longtime friend and security guard of Bush, who had even considered him to join the other Republican flunkeys on the Supreme Court.

Gonzales joins other senior Republican rats who have recently left the Bush ship, including Donald H. Rumsfeld, the defense secretary who began the Afghan and Iraq illegal oil wars and who now looks after Britney Spears' dogs; warmongering Zionist Paul Wolfowitz who left the presidency of the World Bank to run a Las Vegas casino after a corruption scandal; and Karl Rove who is leaving Bush to become a greeter at Disneyland California in a Mickey Mouse costume.

Gonzales enthusiastically approved warrantless wiretaps, the firings of US attorneys with Democratic tendencies, and he promoted the torture of US citizens.

He also pushed for unlimited Stalinist presidential powers for Bush, military kangaroo courts and waterboarding of political prisoners, and he limited the legal rights of Moslem freedom fighters on behalf of land-thieving Israel at Guantanamo Bay.

"I look forward to increasing the security of Disneyland while working undercover in a Goofy suit," said Gonzales in a brief statement.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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